I owe you big time, but unfortunately, I’m broke.I’d like to thank you from the bottom of my sarcastic heart.I was going to buy you a present, but I figured a ‘thank you’ would suffice.Thanks for the help, I couldn’t have done it without you… or at least not without pulling out half my hair.I don’t know how to thank you enough for your help, so I’ll just have to keep thanking you until the universe balances itself out.And also the only person who didn’t laugh when I asked for help. Thanks for the support, you’re a true friend.I’m not sure what I did to deserve your help, but I’m pretty sure I’m going to keep doing it until I do it again.Thanks for the assist, I couldn’t have done it without you… or at least not as efficiently.I guess I’ll just have to keep thanking you until I get it right. I don’t know how to thank you enough for your help.Thanks for the help, you’re a lifesaver.I’m not sure what I would do without you… probably make a lot more mistakes, that’s for sure.Thanks for the lift, I couldn’t have gotten home without you… and trust me, no one else wanted me to try.I bring the brains and you bring the good looks. Thanks for the assistance, I think we make a great team.I’m not sure what I did to deserve your help, but I’m pretty sure I’m going to keep doing it.“Thanks for the help, I couldn’t have done it without you… or maybe I could have, but it would have taken me twice as long and been half as fun.”.If you could read my mind, then you’d know how grateful I am for you at this very moment.You’re the kind of friend I text when I’m pooping.Thank you for always being older than me.You make me want to say thank you in other languages, and I can barely speak English.I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.Friendship is like peeing on yourself - everyone else can see it, but only you get to enjoy the warm feelings it brings.Friends like you are not easy to find.If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap.If I knew how to say thank you, I would.I have nothing funny to say, but thank you.Thanks for pretending to be my lesbian lover when gross guys try to chat us up on a night out.I know you hate saying “you’re welcome,” so I’ll do you the favor and not say thank you, but I am feeling it on the inside.Your generosity is only exceeded by your good looks.The way I show appreciation is by not saying it at all.Like cheese, I’m truly grate-ful for all that you do.That has proven to be a valuable life skill. Mom - thank you for teaching me how to use the big potty.I’m not getting you a holiday present because I know you don’t like writing thank-you notes.I could never fill your shoes, but am continually inspired by your feats and beautiful spirit. I would like to thank my speech writers, copy & paste.How about I repay you by inviting you to go do my favorite thing.I would say you’re the greatest, but you already think I’m the greatest.

Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes! If I had a dollar for each, I’d be rich! (Seriously, let’s put that plan in motion for next year).I would floss a tiger’s teeth, that’s how much I appreciate you.This isn’t a thank-you card, it’s a hug with a fold in it.I truly appreciate you from from my head to my toes.Not sure if I should send a thank-you email, or not bother you with another email.( Funny ways to say “Thanks for the Happy Birthday Wish”) Thanks for not getting me a lump of coal.Thank you for still being my friend, despite being aware of every raunchy, unflattering, explicit detail of my life.Don’t think you’re the only one who knows how to give.Many thanks to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday! The rest of you are dead to me.A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying, “Boy, that was fun!” A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.Happy birthday! Thank you for continuing the tradition of being older than me.If I had a cent for every time I appreciate you, I’d be a millionaire.Just a generic thank-you card to prove I have excellent manners.Today I am wearing the smile that you left me with the other day.Thank you for being my unpaid therapist.I don’t understand people who say, “I don’t know how to thank you!” Like they’ve never heard of money.

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